What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

Octopussy

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?